Dear Readers; My wife keeps asking why I honk the horn and shake my fist at any herd of cows we see as we are driving around. Aside from an encounter with a freshly laid cow patty when I was a kid, I have also come to realize that cows are slovenly, dirty, stupid and [...]

<– Jerry Nelson, seen posing with Sesame Street’s Count von Count in 2010, gave up operating the puppet in 2004, but continued to voice the character until this year. (Larry Busacca/Getty Images) Jerry Nelson, an American puppeteer who played Count von Count on Sesame Street and Gobo Fraggle on Fraggle Rock, has died. He was [...]

>> Subject:  Exam Answers?? >> >> The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in Swindon, Wiltshire ( U.K. ) >> These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) >> >> >> Q. Name the four seasons >> A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar >> >> Q. Explain one of the processes by [...]

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NBC News may have been the first to report on the death of astronaut Neil Armstrong — but that was only after they mislabeled him as “Neil Young.” Neil Armstrong walked on the moon! Neil Young wrote and sang “Harvest Moon!” Folk rocker Neil Young is alive and well. Neil Armstrong, the first man to [...]

”I’m a huge supporter of women. What I’m not is a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women’s movement — especially when walking behind it.” —Rush Limbaugh, responding to criticism that he is sexist and defending his selection as one of the judges at the [...]

The Premier of Ontario is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Premier’s dog, then bites the Premier. The Premier starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. He calls animal [...]

Terry Bisson They’re Made out of Meat “They’re made out of meat.” “Meat?” “Meat. They’re made out of meat.” “Meat?” “There’s no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They’re completely meat.” “That’s impossible. What about [...]

<– The wife of a Manitoba senator is charged with disrupting a flight to Saskatoon. Maygan Sensenberger, 23, and her Liberal Senator husband Rod Zimmer, 69, were allegedly arguing aboard the flight, which landed at Saskatoon’s airport the night of Aug. 23, 2012. The couple are seen here in an engagement photo prior to their [...]

Dear Readers; The following article does not mean to imply that we here at “Perspective” will be joining P.E.T.A.  (People for the ethical treatment of animals) anytime soon, but it does raise some very interesting, and perhaps disturbing concepts. (Disturbing in the sense that we mistreat animals that are a lot more like us than [...]

So Lance is giving up the good fight is he? This from a guy who’s charity for cancer has raised almost half a BILLION dollars. Listen folks, not only should Lance not give up, but this publication thinks that drug testing for athletes is a crock. If someone is that dedicated and fanatical about being [...]

Dear Readers; This article came out a few days ago, but your diligent reporter found out that not everyone has seen this “must read’ work yet!!!!!! ————————————————————- So let’s get this straight. An annual hate-the-Jews day called Al-Quds Day, invented by the late Iranian dictator Ayatollah Khomeini, was “celebrated” at the Ontario Legislature. One protester [...]

Digital Computer Techniques was a film series introduction to the essential elements of computer and how they worked. The series was made by Audio Productions, Inc., a company that made a lot of films for the Bell System as well. Here’s what the entire series consisted of at the time: NOW! This little i-phone has [...]

Dear Readers; Even though I grew up in Toronto I could never move back there. First of all I couldn’t afford it with the house prices the way they are, and I could never handle the traffic in a city where rush hour runs from 6 a.m. until midnight! Since I also can’t afford to [...]

Dear Readers; What makes me think there is no loving and all forgiving God like in the Bible? I will tell you! 32 years ago Mark David Chapman fired a gun at John Lennon five times, and put four bullets in him. Meanwhile, Yoko Ono, who was standing right beside and slightly behind him, didn’t [...]

Dear Readers; As you can see from this picture, Pauline Marois is moving as far to the right as she can. But don’t let that fool you, what she has planned for the Province has nothing to do with Liberals or Conservatives, or even the people of Quebec. Only with what’s best for the PQ! [...]

Donald McKenzie, Canadian Press MONTREAL — François Legault, once a staunch proponent of sovereignty, accused Parti Québécois leader Pauline Marois on Wednesday of allowing Quebecers to be plunged “into a ravine by caribou” — a reference to separatist hardliners who want another referendum. The leader of the Coalition Avenir Québec seized on a PQ initiative [...]

By David Akin, Parliamentary Bureau Chief OTTAWA – Canadians overwhelmingly agree that convicted terrorist Omar Khadr can stay right where he is, in prison at U.S. Naval Station Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Though Canada’s chief ally wants to send Khadr back to the home and native land where he was born, six in 10 Canadians don’t [...]

LONDON, Ont. –Well folks, say what you will, people here in London really know how to have a good time! And I’m not talking about the 40 or 50 thousand college and university students in this town either, these are the grown-up, mature and sensible men we’re talkin’ about here! —————————————————————————— An Ontario man is [...]

Prince Harry‘s in the royal dog house. After bonafide nude photos of the 27-year-old royal partying in Vegas stormed the web late Tuesday, the fallout was quick. Among the disappointed is his big brother Prince William. “William was told about the photos this morning,” a royal insider told Us Weekly on Wednesday of Kate Middleton‘s [...]