Olaf Svenson, working on the farm, took a  lightning-quick kick from a cow… right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said : “How bad is it Doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance [...]

Ok women, I guess we do have to remember to appreciate the little things. When it comes to men…well, enough said! Cory Graham is married to his university sweetheart and father of two children; (one bossy little girl and a new package born this S…

Dear Readers; Just a short note about a story that has been overlooked most of the mainstream media here in Canada, but certainly not so small that we would consider it beneath us here at ‘Perspective on Canada!’. We are constantly referred to as “Hollywood North,” and also gaining a reputation as “Bollywood West,” so [...]

It’s been hard to read the newspapers here lately, because for several weeks the headlines have been exactly the same. On Mondays it’s: Major Corporation Admits It ‘Misplaced’ Several Billion Dollars. On Tuesdays, it’s: Shareholders Chase CEO to Mexican Border, Threaten Hanging. On Wednesdays, it’s: Celebrity Chef Denies Cooking Books; Says He Only Sauteed Them [...]

The other day, I was shopping at Herbs & Spice, a food store on Bank Street. I walked out carrying heavy bags and in a hurry to go back home, and fell face to face with this sign from the shop next door, Wilde’s: “Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a dildo”.
I was sort of taken aback for a second, then it made me giggle like a schoolgirl.
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From out of the draft box – and in true web style, apropos of nothing – we hereby add to the enormous pile of parodies purloined from Rudyard Kipling’s most famous poem: If. If…Rudyard Kipling had published his most famous poem in 2011 instead of 1910, here’s what it might have looked like: If you [...]

Four men go golfing one day. Three of them head to the first tee, and the fourth goes to take a leak. The three men start talking about their sons. The first man says, “My son is a home builder. He’s so successful he built a house for his friend, free of charge.” The second [...]

Happy Saturday! Start your Saturday off with a bit of humor… Fostering creativity in children is very important. Cory Graham is married to his university sweetheart and father of two children; (one bossy little girl and a new package born this Se…

Dear Readers; Since we  here at “Perspective on Canada” have a world-wide audience, it came as no great surprise that we received this in the mail today! Although the request is a bit unusual, my main concern is how to find the time and money to help this poor lady with her predicament. I am [...]

A recent story on my news web page featured a picture of a 73 year old woman strapping herself to the wing of a plane. Apparently she was both completely sane and perfectly happy: she’d just always wanted to try wing walking.
Personally, I’ve never…

Now showing in Hamburg Estates, this one-bedroom, one-bath bungalow is the perfect starter home for a growing family. Character is going to be your first impression when you view this completely new home located close to downtown Hamburg.  Built from the ground up using the best German-Canadian craftsmen with the finest materials and techniques. Features [...]

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A man approaches a very well-endowed, beautiful woman in a supermarket. “I’ve lost my girlfriend,” he tells her. “Can you stand here and talk to me for a few minutes?” “Sure, but I don’t understand how that would help,” she replies. “Well, it seems like every time I talk to a woman with boobs like [...]

Good Morning! Thanks for popping in for the Saturday morning cartoon. It’s the time of year that Christmas cards, letters and photos start arriving in your mailbox. It may just be the time you too are writing a Christmas letter… Some famili…

Conservative-speak can be confusing for the less practice ear. I know, I know, it sounds like English, but perhaps it is just a different dialect? And it just all sounds so good; surely fixing the deficit, creating jobs, and promoting freedom and demo…

Conservative-speak can be confusing for the less practice ear. I know, I know, it sounds like English, but perhaps it is just a different dialect? And it just all sounds so good; surely fixing the deficit, creating jobs, and promoting freedom and demo…

Gilligan is marooned on “Más a Tierra”, later renamed to Robinson Crusoe Island, with Alexander Selkirk, a Scottish castaway who had a low tolerance for bullshit Joey (from Friends) is sent back in time to live with Fourth Earl of Sandwic…

A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical. “Doc, do you think I’ll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?” he asks. “That depends,” says the doctor. “Do you smoke?” “No.” “Do you drink?” 

”No.” “Do you fool around with loose women?” “Of course not.” 
”Well, then,” says the doctor. “Why the hell [...]

There has been some discussion on the whole idea of making children sit on Santa’s lap. So with that, enjoy today’s Carl’s Life Cartoon… Cory Graham is married to his university sweetheart and father of two children; (one bossy …