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Bizarre/Oddities

Mid Week Mayhem! Dinosaur Farts caused the last Ice Age!

Posted April 17th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers; It gets “oh so hard” for your campaigning troubadour and Don Quixote of the intelligentsia to sit here in the middle of the religious and political road, while the traffic goes by at a hundred miles an hour in both directions. I made a comment in the last article about how overly religious [...]

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Beliefs and Causes

Beware of following U.S. turn to the Right!

Posted April 17th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers; Thankfully there is a lot of difference between U.S. and Canadian politics, but the shift to the Right by groups in both countries has got your troubled reporter all bent, bothered and bewildered! ——————————————– Tennessee teacher law could boost creationism, climate denial Education advocates say it opens way for misinformation Deborah Zabarenko, Reuters [...]

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Gay

Will Rob Ford be forced to attend Pride this year?

Posted April 16th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Well, boys and girls, it’s that time of year again where all the left wing, commie pinko, queer, sons-a-bitches come out of the woodwork again. Here is the problem, the way I see it anyway! Rob Ford is not gay. His brother is not gay either! So! Why would he want to go and attend [...]

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Canadian

Most Canadians wouldn’t surrender rights to fight terror!

Posted April 15th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

By Randy Boswell, Postmedia News A new survey marking this week’s 30th anniversary of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms shows Canadians remain largely — but far from unanimously — resistant to surrendering certain rights in the name of reducing the threat of terrorism. Close to two-thirds (64 per cent) of the 1,522 respondents in [...]

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Humour

Sunday Morning Funnies!

Posted April 15th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

25 SIGNS YOU MAY BE CANADIAN: 1. You’re not offended by the term “HOMO MILK”. 2. You understand the phrase “Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield.” 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. 4. You drink Pop, not Soda. 5. You know that a Mickey and [...]

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Entertainment

Oprah rallies Canuck fans with first Canadian visit

Posted April 15th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

By Cassandra Szklarski, The Canadian Press TORONTO – Oprah Winfrey’s travelling roadshow of dreamboards, mantras and spiritual reflection lands north of the border Monday as the embattled media maven rallies her hardcore Canuck fans. The arrival of “Oprah’s Lifeclass: The Tour” promises to share inspiring life lessons that have guided Winfrey herself, even as the [...]

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Bizarre/Oddities

Flathead is dead!

Posted April 14th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers; No, we are not talking about a haircut! Michael is no more! —————————————– A Celebration of the life of Michael “Flathead” Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone’s courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as [...]

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Francophone

Saturday Morning Confusion About Quebec!

Posted April 13th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers; As much as I dislike Andrew Coyne, I dislike the francophone whiners in Quebec even more, so it’s with some mixed feelings that I reprint this article by Mr. Coyne! ————————————– Thirty years later they are still at it: the grievance nursers, the unity warners, the federalism renewers and the statesman solvers and [...]

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Bizarre/Oddities

First he egged her, then he raped her!

Posted April 13th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers; This story, and guy, are wrong on so many levels it’s hard to know where to begin. Let’s just say that your jaded reporter actually found it sort of funny, to which I will no doubt get an earful from the Femi-Nazi’s AND the religious types! Oh, don’t get me wrong, there is [...]

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Perspective On Canada

North Korean Rocket Shot Down!

Posted April 12th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers; This is a news release from Reuters that describes the rocket as “failing,” even though the Perspective Research Department tells me different. Oh, it failed all right, but not because of any design flaw or “accident!” It was not an accident at all! —————————————————– By Ju-min Park SEOUL (Reuters) – North Korea’s much [...]

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Celebrities

I couldn’t care less about Mel.

Posted April 12th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Surfing through the net this afternoon I ran across an article with BIG headlines, telling me how Mel Gibson went on another anti-Jewish rant somewhere or other. At least I think it was an anti-Semitic tirade because I didn’t even bother to read it! Rather than go into a long boring explanation about this whole [...]

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Perspective On Canada

Ontario wants to rewrite cellphone contracts

Posted April 12th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

By Jonathan Jenkins, Queen’s Park Bureau Queen’s Park wants to make it easier to hang up on expensive cellphone contracts. “We want to eliminate the ‘cell shock’ many people experience because the terms of their agreements lack clarity,” Consumer Affairs Minister Margarett Best said in a statement. “Service providers should give people the information they [...]

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Government

I bought a new car for 1/4 million bucks!

Posted April 11th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers; I swore to myself quite a few years ago that I would never buy a new car because they were too expensive and this proves my point. Oh, don’t get me wrong, the car only cost ten grand, ($10,000-) but I had to pay for the gas for the next twenty years  at [...]

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Bureaucracy

Mid Week Mayhem. Government cheques are NOT in the mail.

Posted April 11th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Ottawa is phasing out government cheques over the next four years in favour of depositing payments directly into Canadians’ bank accounts. The initiative is expected to save the federal government about $17.4 million annually. The government said each cheque costs about 82 cents to produce, while a direct deposit payment is only 13 cents. “The [...]

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Bizarre/Oddities

Get off my cloud!

Posted April 11th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers; It’s bad enough when a bunch of Indians claim most of the province of British Columbia, or other ridiculous litigation by our natives, but this guy takes the cake by claiming the entire planet! ——————————————— By Brian Daly, QMI Agency MONTREAL — A judge has barred a Quebec man from filing lawsuits without [...]

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Military

HMCS Windsor back in water after 5 years!

Posted April 10th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers; Canada, which once had a fleet of eight submarines, (four in the navy, and four at the West Edmonton Mall) is about to put it’s second sub in the water this week. ———————————————– HMCS Windsor, one of Canada’s trouble-plagued submarines, will go into the water this week after undergoing five years of costly [...]

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Beauty

Transgender Miss Universe contestant wants kids!

Posted April 10th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

<– Disqualified-then-readmitted Miss Universe Canada contestant Jenna Talackova is seen in this publicity photo. Winning Miss Universe Canada isn’t the only goal Jenna Talackova has for her future. The transgender beauty pageant contestant says she wants to have two children. In an interview Monday with Good Morning America, Talackova, 23, said she has a boyfriend, [...]

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Bizarre/Oddities

Wimp survives nail in heart!

Posted April 9th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

  Listen folks, just because this guy got a nail from a nail gun into his heart that ain’t no reason to oohh and aaahhhh!That’s nothing, back in my younger days, your stalwart reporter survived an arrow in the heart with the only complication being a slight silliness for a few months! How’s that?

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Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off man’s balls!

Posted April 8th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers; Talk about a ball buster. By Taylor Bigler – The Daily Caller A man was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after his scrotum was the victim of a vicious attack by an ex-girlfriend, The Smoking Gun reports. The victim told police that his former girlfriend, Christina Reber, stormed into his apartment as he [...]

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