Dear Readers; I don’t understand why Pamela Anderson and Reese Witherspoon keep sending me E-mails. Since I’m a married guy I don’t even bother to open them. Just the same, I wish they would stop. I can only resist temptation for so long! Your ‘always true-blue” reporter Allan W Janssen

<– Joanne Mayzes, Manager of Corporate Social Responsibility at Arcteryx, models clothing to be donated, at Vancouver Police station in Vancouver, B.C., on Nov. 27, 2012. The Vancouver Police Department will be announcing a partnership with ArcTeryx, a local manufacturer and supplier of outdoor clothing, to distribute hundreds of waterproof capes to Vancouver’s homeless population. [...]

I think some of these may also apply to North Dakota and Montana. WINTER POEM It’s winter in Canada ! And the gentle breezes blow Seventy miles an hour At thirty-five below. Oh, how I love Canada When the snow’s up to your butt You take a breath of winter And your nose gets frozen [...]

<– Aaron Vincent Elkaim / The Canadian PressNader Fawzy, left, with Scarborough-Agincourt MP Jim Karygiannis outside 42 Division, Toronto Police Services, in Toronto in September after asking the police for protection. National Post Wire Services TORONTO — A Canadian man who was sentenced to death in absentia today in Cairo over an anti-Islam movie says [...]

Dear Readers; I got this comment in the mail today and thought you might find it interesting! ————————————– Allan; Additional info on the case in Montreal here… it’s not clear whether this presages something bigger but I think it’s prudent to take Logan at face value… this can/will affect a lot of Canadians as it [...]

<–A Canadian forensic software company has collected data on a million Canadians who it says have illegally downloaded! Dear Readers; O.K. folks, we’re all going to jail. You, me, your aunt Clara, uncle Bill, the whole grucking foop according to the Naked News Staff and this guy! ————————– By Steve Mertl National Affairs Contributor If [...]

Dear Readers; Your much maligned reporter is offering three different opinions on the ouster of Mayor Rob Ford this morning.  The Toronto Sun, The Toronto Star and The National Post! Read ‘em and weep! <– Toronto resident Paul Magder, left, with his lawyer Clayton Ruby speak on the outcome of their case against Toronto Mayor [...]

Dear Readers; Not since Mel Lastman put his foot in it has there been so much talk about the errant ways of some of Canada’s Mayors! First we had a couple of guys bounced in Quebec for doing what they always do in Quebec. And now Rob Ford has been told to leave ……………., and [...]

by David Newland Good news, Generation X: at long last, earthlings of the post-baby-boom set, like me, have something to impress the kids who came after us. The Greatest Generation were born in the Depression and lived through World War II. The Baby Boomers had the sixties, social consciousness, psychedelic adventures. And what does my [...]

I can’t remember the exact year, or the guys name, but it was somewhere around the late sixties or early seventies when this story took place. A bunch of people we knew were going downtown (Toronto) to the Grey Cup game while the rest of us stayed at home to watch the game on TV. [...]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?” The father thought for a moment, then answered, “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.” “Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for [...]

Ready or not, holiday shopping season is here, and many of us will be buying gifts online. The Naked News Staff have put together some tips to help you safely through your shopping list. In the run-up to Christmas, Hanukkah, and all the other gift-laden winter holidays, would you rather go after a bargain by [...]

Dear Readers; This article is not from the Perspective Research Department or the Naked News Staff because I am dead serious about the topic. Our prejudices and fear of the bogey man are what might cause us a lot more grief in the future, than any real threat to our survival and well being. This [...]

By Rob McCormick, QMI Agency PETERBOROUGH, Ont.— A Peterborough man is offering $25,000 to the person who connects him to his next job. Geoff Crane, 43, a project manager, decided to offer the referral fee after graduating from Trent University in June with a BA in psychology. He returned to Peterborough, where he grew up, [...]

HALIFAX –The Perspective Naked News Department reports that the Nova Scotia Nature Trust has issued an urgent public appeal for donations as it trys to raise $120,000 to buy a plot of land used as a shaving site by endangered Blanding’s turtles. The conservation group issued a statement Friday saying it has to raise the [...]

<— This is what it seemed like when I first saw it! I am hesitant to write about this because it totally freaked me out, and might do the same to you, but I have to do something in order to get the image out of my head! (You might remember Indiana Jones once said, [...]

<— Guess which movie I saw this guy in? Dear Readers; We had bets in the Perspective Research Department, and among the Naked News staff, on whether Mayor Joe Fontana would do the honourable thing or not!!!! (That asshole did exactly what I thought he would do.) Even though he has been formally charged with [...]

Dear Readers; Your hapless reporter got dinged a few weeks ago for ‘distracted driving” when the hands free on my cell phone wasn’t working, so I know all about not talking on the cell phone when I’m behind the wheel. BUT! That’s nothing compared to the guy our Naked News Staff got wind of by [...]

Dear Readers: According to the Perspective Research Department, and the Naked News Staff, this might be one of the best examples of the difference between Canada and the United States. Here in Ka-na-da deer are generally shy and gentle, with the majority of them avoiding humans as much as possible. Not so in Uh-merica however!. [...]

<— Would you want this guy mad at you? Dear Readers: I am very pissed at this latest turn of events, mostly since I voted for the asshole during the last election! His failure to step down once the allegations became public show a terrific lack of character……. especially since he knew it would probably [...]