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Sunday Morning Funnies!

Posted May 20th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers; I don’t know if this story is all that funny, ha ha, ……………………. but it sure is worth reading! ———————————————– At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association for Forensic Science, AAFS President Don Harper Mills astounded his audience in San Diego with the legal complications of a bizarre death. [...]

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Jenna Talackova makes history competing in Miss Universe Canada!

Posted May 20th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

The transgendered beauty queen from Vancouver takes to the pageant stage in Toronto By Jordan Chittley | Daily Brew Jenna Talackova did not win the crown, making it to the penultimate Miss Universe Canada pageant round before losing on Saturday. But Talackova made history as she walked the stage in her evening gown and swimsuit. [...]

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Saturday Morning Confusion About a Nude Stephen Harper!

Posted May 19th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

OTTAWA – A nude painting of Canada’s prime minister has politicians and Tim Hortons employees cracking jokes, pundits crying foul and one federal department reportedly offering up cash. Titled Emperor Haute Couture, the portrait hanging in a Kingston, Ont., public library shows a full monty Stephen Harper, leaning back on a chaise lounge chair surrounded [...]

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Perspective On Canada

People who hate Obama more than they love America.

Posted May 17th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

by Ministry of Truth I meet you all the time. You hate Obama. You hate gay people. You hate black people, immigrants, Muslims, labor unions, women who want the right to make choices concerning their bodies, you hate em all. You hate being called racist. You hate being called a bigot. Maybe if you talked [...]

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Human Rights

Hypocritical UN council sends envoy on Kafka-esque Canadian visit

Posted May 17th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: Your humble and mild-mannered reporter is slowly coming to the conclusion that we should get rid of the U.N. The organization has been taken over by third world despots and every crackpot N.G.O. floating around, to the point where anything they do is ludicrous in it’s intent and execution. The latest example of [...]

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Bite Me! Man kills penis-biting fiance’.

Posted May 17th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Nova Scotia man has been found guilty of manslaughter after he hit his fiance hard enough to kill her after she bit his penis. ———————————————— James Leopold, 33, (right) told jurors it was an accident when he hit his fiance, Laura Lee Robertson, 47, (left) in the neck in reaction to her biting his penis [...]

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Humour

North Korean Cat!

Posted May 16th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen
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Perspective On Canada

Mid-Week Mayhem, Nikola Telsa!

Posted May 16th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers; Never mind Edison, and never mind Marconi! Never mind Fleming and Bell. Never mind Ford or Banting. They can all go to hell. (The only person who might come close to this guy is Leonardo Da Vinci.)

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House of Commons bullshit spills into Ottawa River

Posted May 14th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

OTTAWA — Heavy rain has caused more than 15 million litres of sewage to overflow the holding tank where all the bullshit from the House of Commons is stored, and spill into the Ottawa River. The city of Ottawa reports 15.3 million litres of sewage went into the water because the combined sewers overflowed. Combined [...]

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Canada

God Almighty folks, I never thought I’d see the day!

Posted May 14th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

I’ll repeat it one more time! God Almighty folks, I never thought I’d see the day! Canada appears to be sliding into another round of unity woes — divided this time over economics and ideology between the New Democrats of Thomas Mulcair and Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s Conservatives. ———————————————————- Photograph by: REUTERS/Chris Wattie , National [...]

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Move over Perez Hilton!

Posted May 13th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

I was talking to a friend of mine the other day about ways to increase the readership of BlogsCanada.ca, and he suggested that I try to include some social news and gossip to spice up the rather dry political and informational news that regularly graces these pages. I wasn’t aware that my choice of stories [...]

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Sunday Morning Funnies

Posted May 13th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

The Female Demerit System In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. … Here is a [...]

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Celebrities

Saturday Morning Confusion! Life is a bitch!

Posted May 12th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

I was sitting here daydreaming when a thought struck me so hard I almost fell off my chair! Not only is life not fair, but fate has a strange sense of humour as well! Like most other men my age I have kicked and clawed my way through various jobs and schemes to make money [...]

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Cops

Woman Blinded With Pepper Spray for “Contempt of Cop”

Posted May 12th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers; Once again this is a U.S. story, but it could just as easily happen here since this sort of behaviour knows no boundaries. ————————————— Thanks to Beaumont, California Police Officer Enoch Clark, 32-year-old Monique Hernandez will never see her ten-year-old daughter again. On February 21, Clark conducted a traffic stop involving Hernandez, who [...]

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Beliefs and Causes

What goes round, comes round!

Posted May 12th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

That evening he noticed a woman standing on the side of theroad, so he stopped his truck in front of her BMW and approached her to get in. She was afraid might be because no one for the last hour had stopped or so. She had a typical smile on her face with a gut [...]

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Alberta

Saturday Morning Confusion about the ‘End of the World!’

Posted May 12th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Well kids, here is another example of a left wing nut blowing things out of all proportion just to make a point. Yes, there are some environmental concerns with using ‘tar sands’ oil, but it hardly means the end of the world, folks. A guy with a job as a NASA scientist should know better [...]

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Bitch, Bitch, Bitch!

Posted May 11th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Dear Readers: There are times when I have a have a difficult decision to make, when something come along and puts the whole thing back into “Perspective” again. The decision I was wrestling with was the question of whether the far left, or the far right, has the biggest bunch of assholes and idiots on [...]

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Prince Charles turns weatherman!

Posted May 11th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

By Li-mei Hoang, Reuters Television audiences watching the weather forecast in Scotland received an unexpected surprise on Thursday as Britain’s Prince Charles delivered the local weather report for the region. Dressed in a dark suit, blue shirt and striped tie, Charles looked the consummate professional as he gestured towards the map behind him, describing the [...]

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Attawapiskat chief wants more cash from Ottawa

Posted May 10th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

Hubris: ( /ˈhjuːbrɪs/), also hybris, means extreme pride or arrogance. Hubris often indicates a loss of contact with reality and an overestimation of one’s own competence or capabilities, especially when the person exhibiting it is in a position of power. By David Akin, Parliamentary Bureau Chief OTTAWA – The chief of the Attawapiskat First Nation is [...]

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Man In Cow Suit Steals 26 Gallons Of Milk From Walmart!

Posted May 10th, 2012 by Allan W Janssen

By Chris Morran Call him the Hamburglar for the dairy crowd. An 18-year-old man was arrested earlier this week after somehow managing to slip past the Walmart greeters and loss-prevention staff with 26 gallons of milk… all while crawling around in a cow suit. “This is probably one of the most unique efforts of shoplifting [...]

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