If I’d known then what I know nowI never would have begunI thought that creating a storyWould be a lot of funIt wouldn’t be very complicatedOr even very longHow was I to know that things Would go so horribly wrong?It started like this, it’s no li…

Gumshoes need their tools to run the operation.  Twin gumshoes need double the equipment and it doesn’t come cheap.   Without the tools of the trade even the most proficient dicks become flat…footed.The fledgling agency was a bust, until…mysteriously…Does our…

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  This post could also be titled: “The one where I sound like six year TV star Daniel Cook by repeating over and over….This is Me stopping YOU!….and completely embarrassing myself for your amusement.”   Even though I am clearly …

Dear Readers; Your long suffering writer gets all sorts of letters during the day …………………. some good, some bad, some we’re not sure what! Then there are people like this guy, who was commenting on last weekend’s ‘Sunday Morning Funnies! He obviously has us confused with The Globe and Mail. Submitted on 2012/02/16 at 10:21 [...]

I’d never been under surveillance before.  Not to my knowledge.  It’s quite a shock to find out that the privacy you thought you had was an illusion.  You have no idea how long it has been going on for; at…

Attention all Star Wars fans, this is something you don’t want to miss! With the release of the 3-D version of Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace set for February 10th, we’re celebrating by giving away an awesome prize pack! The Brisk and Star Wars™ 3-D: Episode I The Phantom Menace Prize Pack includes [...]

I guess it all depends on the lady in your life, but holidays like Valentines can be incredibly stressful.  Women have it easy, just buy some sexy lingerie for yourself and we’ll be very happy, so long you wear it and we get to do the errrr,…

Cassie taps into the amulet’s power!

The last coffin is unlocked!

Sorry guys, I’m not writing about A, B, C or DD…this is about Tim Hortons and the new sizes for their coffee cups. 
If you’re a Timmies customer you’ve probably already found out that your large or medium coffee is bigger than it was before.&n…

Sorry guys, I’m not writing about A, B, C or DD…this is about Tim Hortons and the new sizes for their coffee cups.  If you’re a Timmies customer you’ve probably already found out that your large or medium coffee is bigger…

Hey Upper East Siders, Kim here, with your one and only source into the scandalous closets of Manhattan’s elite (a.k.a. a Royal Wedding wardrobe recap.) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join dresses and suits in holy matrimony. The bride left guests in awe as she walked down the aisle in a hand-sewn, [...]

A mother and her young son were flying Aloha Airlines from Honolulu to Las Vegas. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?” The mother (who couldn’t think of [...]

These officers are not gentlemen…

New episodes return this Friday @ 9PM ET, so what better way to get on track then tracking who’s been with whom on The Secret Circle? Besides having all the guys tripping over Cassie, there’s been a fair amount of boyfriend swapping for a show that’s only nine episodes in. At this rate, they’ll pass [...]

Harry Potter is done, Twilight is finishing…so what where are we supposed to be entertained with, take our dates to, or enjoy good times with friends? Here’s a couple of OMG-I-CAN’T-WAIT-FOR-THESE films you may have heard about that are opening this year. You might find a good way to have a guys night out, put [...]

Every year video game companies produce quality games that make a ton of money and keep us gamers happy. This year was no different, it was an awesome year for video games. This year video games took a huge step forward and definitely has changed the course of gaming. The most notable game for this [...]

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