A pastor goes to a grade school to speak with the 6th grade class.:angel: So he asks them WHO TORE DOWN THE WALLS OF JERICHO>>?

Little Johnny says I DIDNT DO IT.! So the pastor relays this answer to the Teacher ..The Teacher says .WELL JOHNNY DOSENT LIE IF HE SAYS HE DIDNT DO IT <HE DIDNT DO IT

So He tells the Principal and the…

My son max and i have been playing chess since he was old enough to set at the table …He now has a transformers chess set ..Transformers vs. deceptacons….every time we play it i think its going to turn into a game of checkers or somthing…..Lol :…

01: Don’t miss the boat.

02: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

03: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.

04: Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

05: Don’t listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be
done.

Messy Mondays: “Making Time” for God – YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgMFXan9pjQ&list=UU0jIctUPBK6lHw4AYnGHvCA&index=3&feature=plcp)

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01. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

02. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

03. Campers: Nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes.

04. Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?

05. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

NOAH

In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States , and said:
Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.

Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: You have 6 months…

Truth Error! (this is a joke – but it is not)

FYI I had to send an infraction note (a gentle thoughtful reminder to play nice) to a member yesterday for the attitude they expressed on the board towards another member.

They responded with:

—Quote—
This does`nt bother me. Jesus was persecuted for speaking the truth and…

25 SIGNS YOU MAY BE CANADIAN: 1. You’re not offended by the term “HOMO MILK”. 2. You understand the phrase “Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield.” 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. 4. You drink Pop, not Soda. 5. You know that a Mickey and [...]

Here is your laugh for today…

Poor poor poor POOR Solomon, He was the guy what had it all going on.
He had all the P`ees a man could ask for, except the most important one – Possessions, position, power, and the longest line in history of pretty woman hanging off both arms and feet – yet no Peace…madness must have constantly barked at his…

  Listen folks, just because this guy got a nail from a nail gun into his heart that ain’t no reason to oohh and aaahhhh!That’s nothing, back in my younger days, your stalwart reporter survived an arrow in the heart with the only complication being a slight silliness for a few months! How’s that?

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the [...]

Jesus and Moses were playing golf one day on the Jack Nicklaus course in Montana.
This course had a particularly difficult hole,
and Moses expressed his doubts that
Jesus could make the shot over the water.
“Watch this, Moses, I think I can do it,” exclaimed Jesus.
“I’ve seen Arnold Palmer make this shot,
and if Arnold Palmer can do…

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: “Where’s my tractor?” —— A Black man, a Mexican and a Russian walk into a bar. ———— What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing — Q: What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A: A pilot. ——- Three blokes [...]

*TWO GOLD FISH IN A BOWL ARE TALKING AND ONE OF THEM SAYS…THERE IS NO GOD ! :disagree: THE SECOND ONE SAYS ,OK SO WHO CHANGES OUR WATER.?? *

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah’s Ark…

ONE: Don’t miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.

HELLO!                       AHHHH!                         This is an actual picture of me and my dad when I was a kid!                         New Seat Belt [...]

* How does Moses make coffee?
*

*Hebrews it. *

*One day a priest was walking along, and seeing a little boy on a door step trying to reach the door bell. He thought about it and decided to give the boy a hand . So the priest walked up to the door and rang the bell for the little boy. Looking down at the the boy the priest asked “what now?”
the priest thinking the boy was going to say thank…