" I love my friends. They only take the important stuff seriously. Never themselves "You know those women who are really uptight and always have to do everything a certain way, and think before they speak, wear loose cardigans in…

  Ottawa is phasing out government cheques over the next four years in favour of depositing payments directly into Canadians’ bank accounts. The initiative is expected to save the federal government about $17.4 million annually. The gover…

An experienced eye can tell when a student is in trouble

Trekkies know what happens to the characters on away missions, if they are wearing red.
Smith got the Vulcan hand sign for “Live Long and Prosper” incorrect. Her thumb should be held away from her hand. She’s a good sport not to have …

  Dear Readers; Talk about a ball buster. By Taylor Bigler – The Daily Caller A man was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after his scrotum was the victim of a vicious attack by an ex-girlfriend, The Smoking Gun reports. The victi…

  A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair an…

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the [...]

  Dear Readers; My daughter says I live in my own world here in the wilds of Byron since I don’t go out at night, and I am rather secluded from the road and the rest of civilization here at my place…….. so it’s no wonder that I neve…

The Krellant Evening News brings you the deleted scenes from our special report on the NDP Leadership Convention. Every wondered about the NDP’s position on the weaponization of space, or how they plan on stealing the nation’s babies? Cat Reporter brin…

  I’m thinking we need a Canadian version for our own reality challenged Conservative party. Filed under: Politics Tagged: American Politics, funny-sad, Humour, Join the party!, The Republicans – Syndicated from http://deadwildroses.wordp…

  MONTREAL — They are white and fluffy, have round, black eyes and long eyelashes, and make adorable squirmy noises when touched. They are two new robotic baby seals that two senior care centres in Montreal bought from Japan for $6,000 ea…

It’s not foreign radicals that are a problem for Canada, it’s the alien ministers who walk among us! “Natural Resources Minister Joe Oliver (right) gets a demonstration of the Reality Cave from Communitech’s Jeff Nesbitt (photo…

It’s not foreign radicals that are a problem for Canada, it’s the alien ministers who walk among us! “Natural Resources Minister Joe Oliver (right) gets a demonstration of the Reality Cave from Communitech’s Jeff Nesbitt (photo: Anthony Reinhart)”That’…

"I used to be reasonably intelligent, passably attractive and funny. Now I am just an idiot with bed head"                                             …

  Dear Readers: The boys and girls down at the Perspective Research Department have amazed and confounded your inquiring reporter time and again, and this one is no exception! It seems that my sister, (the second from the right) read an …

The Conservative government in Canada needs to start expanding its swelled Cabinet to include Ministers that Conservatives care about. Perhaps we could get #CPCMinisters meme to trend on Twitter? Here are some early entries to give you the idea: Minister of Threatening Canadians – Joe Oliver Minister of Adultery – Vic Toews Minister of Helicopter [...]

    It is with heavy heart that I must share this most disturbing news.  Due to the extraordinary mild winter in Canada this year, the supply of one  of the very touchstones of our Canadian culture is in jeopardy.  Yes friends, the harvest of Map…

Once again JimBobby comes up with a timely, toe-tapping ditty that will put a smile on your face. – Syndicated from http://sistersagesmusings.ca

  Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: “Where’s my tractor?” —— A Black man, a Mexican and a Russian walk into a bar. ———— What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing — …

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: “Where’s my tractor?” —— A Black man, a Mexican and a Russian walk into a bar. ———— What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing — Q: What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A: A pilot. ——- Three blokes [...]