Dear Readers: I said in the last article that we were going to show you how things will be when we are all finally equal …………………….., and here it is, thanks to Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (He shall be missed!) ————————————————— THE YEAR WAS 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren’t only equal before God [...]

Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries issued an official statement yesterday in light of the recent backlash surrounding comments he made back in 2006 about his brand’s target audience — but the apology isn’t getting much love from angry customers. Jeffries goes on to call the brand an “aspirational” one that “targets its marketing at [...]

Well folks, as usual, the Perspective Research Department, and the Naked News staff, have done a little digging, and we got to the bottom of all this Rob Ford and crack cocaine stuff. YES, it appears that Rob Ford did smoke some crack cocaine, just like it showed in the video, but apparently it was [...]

    Dear Readers: The Perspective Research Department, and the Naked News staff, have received information that there is unrest amongst the Oompa Loompa population, and that serious civil turmoil is possible. Your humble reporter does not personally believe there is any imminent threat folks, and this story would not normally make the news at [...]

Folks, this is going to be one of the biggest stories of the last few weeks, or one of the biggest bullshit stories of the year! Rob Ford caught on tape smoking crack? BlogTO says Gawker Blog gawked at it, so unless THEY were smoking crack ……………., this could get interesting! (Our Perspective Research Department, and the [...]

Ken Venturi, who overcame dehydration to win the 1964 U.S. Open and spent 35 years in the booth for CBS Sports, died Friday afternoon. He was 82.

NEWARK, N.J. (AP) — New York Jets running back Mike Goodson is facing drug and weapons charges after he was found in a car with an acquaintance early Friday morning on Interstate 80 in New Jersey.

MADRID (AP) — The Copa del Rey trophy could have been coach Jose Mourinho’s parting gift for Real Madrid, or at least a consolation prize after a disappointing season filled with locker-room turmoil and failure in La Liga and the Champions League.

OTTAWA – Sen. Pamela Wallin has left the Conservative caucus as the Upper Chamber continues to probe her expense claims — a signal from Prime Minister Stephen Harper to his ranks they will be cut loose to defend themselves from […]

CBS News anchor Scott Pelley has some balls.

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) — The University of New Mexico says it has reached an agreement in principal with former basketball coach Steve Alford over his buyout.

I would like to think the actions of British university lecturer and socialist politician Eleanor Jackson were unique and confined to a country 3,000 miles away.

All across the country, Canadians will be sitting down over the long weekend asking the same questions: What the heck is going on with our politicians? Which ones can we trust? Why the constant scandals?

OTTAWA — Prime Minister Stephen Harper and his embattled chief of staff Nigel Wright are facing mounting questions and criticism over their conduct in a Senate-expense scandal that’s enveloping the Prime Minister’s Office and the Conservative party. On Friday, Harper’s […]

RENTON, Wash. (AP) — Seattle Seahawks defensive end Bruce Irvin was suspended for the first four games of the 2013 season on Friday after the league announced he violated the NFL policy on performance-enhancing substances.