Deer Allan,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job at the Perspective Research Department what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well. I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.  My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

I wrote back;

Dear Peggy May,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.

P.S. Have you considered working for our “Naked News” department?