Dear Readers; Here it is Monday morning, and over the weekend I made the mistake of concerning myself with local and world news.

Just so that we get a fresh start on the week, I am going to give you the solution to some of the world’s major problems………………., whether you follow my advice, or not, is up to you!

Let’s start with a big one!

- MIDDLE-EAST: This bullshit has gone on long enough kids! Starting today, Israel is all one country…………… that includes the West Bank and Gaza. Everyone who lives there, Jews, Arabs, Christians, are all citizens with equal vote. There are no restriction on where you can live or work, and just for good measure we will call the country by it’s traditional name – Palestine!

Oh yea, we also do to Syria what we did to Libya.  (Now wasn’t that easy?)

- TERRORISTS AND PIRATES.  They are shot on sight, just like bin Laden. (The real bad ones will have a pole stuck up their ass, just like Gaddafi)

- EUROPE. Either make it one country with provinces, (like Canada) or go back to the way it was before with no Euro and everybody fighting.

The choice is yours. (By the way, bring Britain and Russia in, and keep Turkey out!)

- AFGHANISTAN Put a fence around it and then give everyone a gun ………………., those that are left are the winners!

-UNITED STATES This one is simple, to solve the debt crisis just take whatever money is needed out of the military budget. Anything left over goes toward social programs. (Since the U.S. spends more money on defense than the rest of the world combined they probably wouldn’t even notice! )

Everybody that is in jail for a non-violent crime is kicked out and replaced with right wing Republican.

Buy Canadian oil and to hell with the Middle East.

Send overseas troops  down to Mexico to clean out the drug cartels. (Then make North America one common market.)

Which brings us to…………..!

- QUEBEC  – They are out of Canada! – We give them Labrador and take the South Shore to connect us with the Maritimes!. (It’s either that, or sit down and shut up!)

- G8 and G20 Hold it in places like the Deerhurst…………….  NEVER in cities.

- “OCCUPY” Let them occupy Toronto Islands for the winter!

- MY NBEIGHBOUR CHARLIE  Will somebody please get this guy to move!  (His thirty year old wife can stay ;>)

Now I know there are many other problems, but I am on a tight schedule this morning, so if ya have any questions, just write!