Since S.W. Ontario is my stomping ground I have been to Blenheim quite a few times over the years.

Nice little place……….. typical small town Ontario where most of the guys wear Massey Ferguson or John Deer hats, and the teenagers are as obnoxious as anywhere else!

Seems they had a bit of a kerfuffle at the local Timmies a few weeks ago! A couple got too amorous on the bench outside the restaurant and the manager put the run to them!

There are several versions of what happened so I will give you the poop on all of them.

1. A lesbian couple from the big city of London (Riley Duckworth, 25, and her partner Patricia Pattenden, 23) sat on a bench outside the restaurant and one of them “put her had around the waist of the other and gave her a few pecks on the cheek and mouth.”

2. A man with his family in tow saw a couple (man and woman) sitting on a bench, and one was facing (and straddling) the other, and kissing her and touching body parts they shouldn’t be touching in public!

To complicate matters further, the man with his family in tow was a minister, and the couple he thought was a man and woman was in fact two lesbians. (See, it went too far for even a heterosexual couple!)

O.K. Now listen folks…………. if this had happened in London or Toronto they might have got away with it, even though the whole thing was in very poor taste.

But in Blenheim?

What the hell were they thinking?

Oh yea, I almost forgot, the local left wing, politically correct assholes are now demonstrating in front of the Tim’s!